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Martial
Angels
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Country
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Hong
Kong |
| Year: |
2001 |
| Genre: |
Kung
Fu / Action |
| Format: |
DVD |
| Running
Time: |
1H30 |
| Distributor: |
Deltamac |
| Date
reviewed: |
04/16/2002 |
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| Producer: |
x |
| Director: |
Clarence
Ford |
Cast: Julian Cheung, Shu Qi,
Kelly Lin, Teresa Mak, Rachel Ngan, Sandra Ng, Terence
Yin, Rosemary Vandebrouck, Amanda Strand, Jing Wong |
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Story:
Cat lives the normal life of a single woman who works
as a personal secretary in a high technology company.
But a few years ago, she lived the life of a cat burglar
and was also madly in love with Zi-Yang, another professional
thief working on his own. One day she receives a visit
from Octopus, an old friend from her pass burglar team
composed of 7 women, all as much beautiful as lethal.
Not so long after that unexpected meeting, she gets
a message from the Russian raid; they have kidnapped
Zi-Yang and want to force her to steal the K.T.V., a
new technological product, which Zi-Yang failed to do.
In exchange of the K.T.V., the Russians will release
Zi-Yang. Without having no other choice except to cooperate
with the Russians, Cat and Octopus decide to call their
5 other friends to work again as a cat burglar team
to rescue Zi-Yang and steal the K.T.V.
Review: Why, oh why, does Hong Kong think
they can beat the American on their own turf. They
don't need to do some lame rip-off of popular American
titles to make interesting movies. We like Hong Kong
and Asian cinema because their vision and perspective
of cinema is different from how the Americans see
it. In this movie, the Hong Kong producers had the
not-so-brilliant idea to mix some elements from the
Japanese anime "Cat Eyes" and also from
US movies such as "Mission Impossible 2"
and "Charlie Angels." The result is a total
mess which doesn't even look like a big Americans
movie or even a good Hong Kong production, just another
lame Z movie which tries to make some quick cash on
the back of more well known productions.
Using a typical story of trust and betrayal, "Martial
Angels" will probably not surprise anyone with
its undeveloped, uninteresting and predictable story.
I found the premise of the story not very original,
since the idea of beautiful and deadly women has already
been used so many times in Hong Kong production before,
and the result was also better than that. As for the
wannabe surprises, it was way too easy to spot who
will betray and who will stay true friends and so
on. Without any originality or any interesting development,
"Martial Angels" easily falls in the category
of no brainer typical action movies.
The only small value that this movie has is probably
its casting composed of babes, super babes and extreme
babes. At least the male audience will have something
to put their eyes on (or hands on for that matter).
But don't expect any nudity or lame sex scenes, unfortunately
there's none at all. I don't want to be seen as a
pervert but the Asian Babes factor was the only value
of the whole movie, so if they would have pushed on
that a little further, it would have at least given
more appealing to the viewing.
The lead actress for the nubile team of nymphets
is the Taiwanese actress Shu Qi, which I know is not
a favorite for a lot of people because of her annoying
voice and simple behavior in most of her movies. In
"Martial Angels," she play a more serious
role, so we still have these moments when she plays
dumb, but most of the time she tries to be serious
which, in all actuality, toned down her usual annoyance.
She is a great looking girl but I'm not very impressed
by her acting and "Martial Angels" didn't
improve my opinion about her. As for the rest of the
cast, mostly composed of women who never really played
in action films before, they all looked great but
their acting capabilities doesn't equal their beauty
that's for sure. Sandra Ng was probably the only decent
actress of them all, but she always plays that tomboy
role in all of her movies, so it was not something
she hasn't done before. The two main male actors were
Julian Cheung and Terence Yin. Cheung had some acting
credibility but Yin, which I usually consider a good
actor, gives his worst performance ever by playing
an annoying thief pervert. In all, I was not impressed
at all by the cast of the movie, but to tell you the
truth, it was something that I was expecting anyway.
Since the movie tries to appear as an action pack
movie, you are probably wondering how good or bad
these supposedly explosive moments are. Again, it's
a total failure. The action scenes consist of very
short and badly filmed fight scenes, cheesy and laughable
explosions and a couple of non-credible guns fights.
As for the cinematic side of the movie, it was just
an over abuse of slow motion and fast camera movement,
which was very annoying. But the thing that hurt these
action scenes the most was probably the fact that
during the car chases and the fight sequences, they
cranked up the speed so much that it looked silly
and amateurish. The action factor was supposedly a
major selling point for the movie, but since it looked
very unimpressive, it turned into a major flaw of
the movie.
Bad acting, uninteresting story and unimpressive
action scenes, I don't know how I managed to watch
this movie from start to finish. Probably just because
I had to write a review of the movie and also to warn
you all about how bad this Hong Kong production really
is. Maybe if they would had tried to give some more
originality to the concept, used less actresses but
actresses with greater acting and fighting ability,
then it would have maybe appeared more watchable.
The final product isn't worth a viewing at all, even
for Hong Kong movie fanatics.
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DVD
[ NTSC, All Region
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The DVD version available from Deltamac is far from
being perfect. The image is letterboxed, not a lot
of compression problems but the transfer is really
washed for a recent production, the color and the
contrast could have been a little brighter. As for
the sound, only a very average Dolby Digital 2.0,
at least the subtitles are of great quality. If Deltamac
is expecting to import their DVD's, why don't bother
translating the menu, because everything is in Chinese
texts! As for the extras: a teaser and a trailer.
Very average release, well at least better than a
VCD, but since the movie is not really good, just
don't bother at all.
Reviewed
by Janick Neveu
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Cast |
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Subtitles |
Overall |
| 2 |
2 |
2.5 |
4.5 |
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